May 2013
7 tags
April 2013
2 tags
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
every teacher: she has the ability but she's lazy
reginasmom:
“I Can’t Remember Where I Put My Phone Two Seconds Ago But I Vividly Remember Every Embarrassing Thing I’ve Said Or Done Since 2008” a book written by me
me at the beginning of the semester: i'm gonna live, i'm gonna fly
me now: i'm gonna fail, i'm gonna die
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
2 tags
1 tag
March 2013
fffcuk:
never like a boy you’ll end up either hating them or hating yourself
1 tag
friendlydad:
have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death
5 tags
February 2013
imightevenfly:
princessmoran:
my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”
also “i shook my blankets to find my phone and it went flying across the room into a wall.”
mrcraabs:
permanently stuck between ”i really want to talk to you” and “i don’t want to annoy you”
Me 98% of the time: what the fuck is going on
urined:
I have the fitness level of a dead person
efsaane:
mjuuuz replied to your photo: this is what your future holds agata
LMAO THE FISH OH MY GOD
clearly what my future holds is a career in fish art
i just love you so much omg you’re my hero
January 2013
my music taste goes from ghetto black girl to depressed white girl
